Mooovies...
Where do cows go for entertainment?
They go to the moooovies…
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The Teapot
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? - A teapot!
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How Many Men...
How many men were born last year?
None. Only babies were born.
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The trash Truck
What has four wheels and flies?
A trash truck! |
Tommy's Mother
Tommy's mother has three sons. One son is called Nickel. Another son is called Dime. What is the third son's name?
(Tommy).
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Friday
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays two days and leaves on Friday.
How is this possible?
(Friday is the horse’s name.)
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The eardrums
What part of the body has the most rhythm?
The eardrums.
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Odd Number
What odd number becomes even when beheaded? -
Seven (S/even)! |
The Eskimo
- Where did your mother come from?
- Alaska
- Don't bother. I'll ask her myself.
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The Prime Minister
Who succeeded the first Prime Minister of Australia?
The second. |
The Bees
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words! |
The Jump
What animal can jump higher than a house?
A house can't jump! |
The sea-Saw
How do you cut the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw!
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The Fear
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
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