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"What" Jokes 1

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? - A teapot!

What odd number becomes even when beheaded? - Seven (S/even)!

"What" Jokes 2

What has four wheels and flies?
A trash truck!

What part of the body has the most rhythm?
The eardrums.

"What" Jokes 3

What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there’s a mile between the first and the last letter.

"What" Jokes 4

What did the traffic lights say to the car?
Don't look now. I'm changing!

What animal can jump higher than a house?
A house can't jump!

"Why" Jokes 2

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no-body to go with!

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because they are not weekdays!

"Where" Jokes

Where do cows go for entertainment?
They go to the moooovies…

- Where did your mother come from?
- Alaska
- Don't bother. I'll ask her myself.

"Why" Jokes 1

Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.

"Why" Jokes 3

Teacher: Why are you late to school?
Kevin: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Kevin: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."